Tuesday 5 January 2016

More curiosity bordering on insanity from Aliya's ask....pls don't drown in her eyes!

And yes, I'm insanely curious for reading through her ask.fm and compiling this clusterfuck of facts for you. But it was a request, I swear. I could never ignore a sincere request from another super fan.

Also, think about this, she's answered 1975 questions in just a few weeks! How determined is she to finish what she started? This time what she started by creating that account. Next time what she started by continuing gymnastics into the Rio quad. Maybe?

This post will also provide some evidence that Aliya is a Slytherin.

  • she’ll prepare for nationals in April, but there’s no hurry to be ready
  • if you have candy, give her some
  • when she goes to the zoo, the first thing she wants to see is monkeys
  • she’ll give no hints as to what her new floor music is
  • her three favorite songs are “love me harder”, “сумасшедшая” and “ не жалею ни о чем”
  • she has no computer files with funny names, she doesn’t understand computers
  • her favorite rhythmic routine is Kanaeva’s ribbon in 2008 Olympics
  • she’ll try to get her eponymous UB dismount back
  • she remembers her doctors’ phone numbers by heart
  • her favorite perfume is Dior
  • she’ll spend Christmas (Russian Christmas in January 7th) training
  • she’s never played golf
  • she earns enough money to live
  • she does not run in the mornings
  • she likes water both with gas and without gas
  • she can’t radically change her program at this age
  • she doesn’t think it’s necessary to legally allow growing marijuana at home in Russia
  • her favorite color is purple
  • she doesn’t want to do a nude photoshoot (like Aly Raisman) herself, but doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with doing one
  • she doesn’t do laundry by hand, she washes everything except swimwear in the machine
  • she sometimes spills hot tea on herself
  • she does’t collect anything
  • the “culinary masterpiece” she surprises her guests with is salad
  • when she’s at home, her mother wakes her up in the morning
  • out of musical instruments she likes the sound of piano the most
  • her father is very strict
  • she still keeps in touch with Aleksandrov occasionally
  • don’t drown in her eyes
  • her favorite exercise is stretching
  • she sleeps without socks
  • she prefers printed books over e-books
  • during Friday nights she can be found at home
  • she’s never trained a Cheng
  • girls going to Euros will be the ones who survive
  • don’t ask her birth weight unless you’re a doctor
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  • she doesn’t like chocolate enough to go rob a chocolate factory with a stranger
  • she rarely talks on the phone
  • her favorite type of tea is “pu'er”
  • the color that dominates her wardrobe is black
  • best way to get rid of a headache is to take a pill
  • she wants to read “gone with the wind”
  • she greets her friends with kiss on the cheek
  • she doesn’t have many games on her phone
  • she sleeps 6-8 hours
  • she herself is the craziest person she knows
  • last time she fell was when she was ice skating
  • she has 1.5 years left at the uni
  • she prefers lions over tigers
  • she prefers grapefruit over peaches
  • she doesn’t like onions
  • she’ll work with Raisa Ganina for her floor and beam choreography
  • she has fed swans
  • she has ice cream in her freezer
  • her favorite type of caviar is red
  • there are miracles of you believe in them
  • if she turned into cat she’d continue doing the same things as now
  • her favorite car is Volkswagen
  • she prefers chicken over fish
  • she doesn’t eat crackers in bed
  • she drinks her coffee black
  • she always wears a seat belt in a car
  • her favorite men’s fragrance is “Invictus”
  • her mother used to read “tom sawyer” to her when she was a kid
  • she likes scary movies and her favorite genre is horror
  • she can wiggle her ears
  • the best way to drink without getting dunk is not to drink
  • you shouldn’t assume that every man in her photos is her boyfriend
  • she doesn’t have a belly piercing
  • she’s more afraid of snakes than spiders
  • her favorite district of Moscow is “ Замоскворечье” (Zamoskvorechye)
  • when she’s in moscow she travels to practice with metro
  • her mother decided her name
  • she doesn’t like cinnamon (at least in her coffee)
  • her favorite phrase in any foreign language is “the show must go on”
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  • she doesn’t always have flowers in her home
  • she prefers hood over hat during winter
  • she doesn’t know why she is so cute
  • her charisma is inherited
  • she doesn’t like to gossip
  • she doesn’t believe in horoscope
  • her lips are sweet when she wears sweet lipstick
  • her ringtone is “eyes shut”
  • if you like her voice, she’s worried about your ears
  • she doesn’t like juice
  • her favorite gymnastics pose is left split
  • when she opens a yogurt she licks the lid
  • her favorite companion in bath is bubbles
  • she doesn’t remember what manufacturer winter tires she has
  • she prefers ground coffee over instant
  • people don’t recognize her a lot in public places
  • she hasn’t read “Lord of the Rings”
  • she still wants Father Frost to leave sweets under the christmas tree
  • she still sometimes buys clothes at the children’s department
  • maturity is to have your words and actions match
  • she doesn’t know yet if she’ll have her old 6.5 difficulty UB routine back or something else
  • she doesn’t know the parable of King Solomon’s Ring
  • she’d rather barbecue than play cards
  • there are dancing elephants in her head
  • she doesn’t know how to sleep standing up
  • she changes the way she buttons (not always top to bottom or bottom to top)
  • she has seen a hairless cat
  • she’s never petted a wolf
  • she believes what she sees
  • the last person to give her a chocolate bar is her sister
  • she thinks that words can hurt
  • she doesn’t get ice cream headache
  • she doesn’t care about fashion
  • she changes her avatar on vk only rarely because she sees no reason to change it often
  • she thinks it’s fun to wear a black bra under white shirt
  • she doesn’t wear red jacket because she’s looking for a man, she wears it because it’s warm
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  • she can’t vault yet
  • only a few people are allowed to hug her
  • she has not yet started the tangerine season
  • she likes turkish coffee
  • she’s afraid of snakes
  • she has been tested for doping
  • she didn’t injure herself falling from heaven, she flew and landed without incident (i knew it!!!)
  • she has a second career and it’s fighting crime in the streets at night
  • those bags they get at competitions contain a case for the medal
  • she doesn’t want to be a gang leader
  • she prefers bath over shower
  • she doesn’t drink tap water
  • she doesn’t like breakfast, only coffee in the mornings
  • she thinks Putin would beat Obama in a fight
  • she prefers tangerines over apples
  • she likes both popcorn and french fries
  • everything in her fridge is tasty
  • her area has paid parking
  • she doesn’t know how to juggle with tangerines
  • she doesn’t know who stole the winter but she wants the snow back
  • negative and positive always attract each other, no point to argue with physics
  • she doesn’t think you should mix nitroglycerin with collodion
  • her favorite chocolate is milk chocolate
  • she likes sunflower seeds
  • she hasn’t ridden a lawn mower
  • she doesn’t dye her hair and has never been blonde
  • her favorite children’s song is “Пока часы 12 бьют”
  • she is single and likes it that way
  • she crosses streets with red light
  • her favorite parks in Moscow are “Коломенское” (Kolomenskoye) and “Царицыно” (Tsaritsyno) because of great memories
  • she likes harry potter
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Let's face it, if she didn't like Harry Potter I would have been done with her. No, just kidding. But I would have been sad and confused (more than I am on a regular basis).



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