Gymnastics and Zombie Attacks!

Long time and no posts, I knew this would happen. But last night I received an anonymous ask that inquired my plans for a zombie attack and I WAS PREPARED. Yes. So I decided to record my battle plan here too.

Here's the original ask:

What would happen if Aliya and Catalina were both leaders of armies and had to death-stare each other down to rule the world? And if you had to fight zombies and the floor was lava, who would you put on the beam with a laser-gun? (I say Carlotta Ferlito.)

My answer to the death stare question and a detailed plan on how to fight zombies in a lava and balance beam situation is after the break.