Fight night with Queen Aliya and the return of Spinstafina (ft. Nabs)

What goes on in Aliyastan doesn't stay there. This post is just a collection of things found on social media.

So one of my readers who watches MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) informed me on tumblr that they saw Aliya on tv during an MMA fight. What?

Kuva, jonka WARRIORMMA (@warriormmashop) julkaisi 30. 04ta 2016 klo 10.51 PDT

Yup, there she is, fabulous as ever. And I guess it's not too far fetched, since her father is a wrestler. You can watch the entire fight here, Aliya shows up around 1:12:20 to give out a trophy. I recommend watching it just for her, because she is looking really, really beautiful. I also love how she is really nicely and formally dressed when everyone else is wearing anything from jeans and t-shirt to underwear. She's the Queen all right. And I bet she could take down those guys just with her stare, no sweat and blood needed. Maybe after she retires from gymnastics?

Anastasia Grishina Might Not Be Grishina Anymore

All Children, except one, grow up. - J.M. Barrie

And now it's Anastasia Grishina's turn. A few days ago the soon-to-be-20-year-old surprised everybody when pictures of what looks like a wedding turned up. To my knowledge she hasn't confirmed anything, but it certainly seems like she got married. Wasn't she a teeny tiny junior with incredibly beautiful gymnastics just two minutes ago?

I don't actually have anything to say about this, but I just felt like I should mention it. I wish all the happiness to her and her new husband, they look like a lovely couple. But I still need her to come back and save Russia.

Gymnastics and Zombie Attacks!

Long time and no posts, I knew this would happen. But last night I received an anonymous ask that inquired my plans for a zombie attack and I WAS PREPARED. Yes. So I decided to record my battle plan here too.

Here's the original ask:

What would happen if Aliya and Catalina were both leaders of armies and had to death-stare each other down to rule the world? And if you had to fight zombies and the floor was lava, who would you put on the beam with a laser-gun? (I say Carlotta Ferlito.)

My answer to the death stare question and a detailed plan on how to fight zombies in a lava and balance beam situation is after the break.